Post Guesting + Peaches

I recieved the funniest inquiry from someone the other day.

(I’m not making this up.)

The “blogger,” starts out:

Hi Bring joy, My name is Janae, not Bring joy, that’s the name of my blog, but whatevs.

Greetings of the day! Where do they say this?  I know of nowhere in the English speaking world where this would be considered a normal salutation.

I am ——(name has been deleted to protect identity of said blogger), a fashion blogger and style consultant by choice and profession.  Interesting.  By choice and profession!

I am proud to have a regular flow of readers who believe in the fashion statements that I suggest.  Um, this is getting awkward.

Fashion and style for me is the best way of defining the attitude of a person, and I have worked really hard to ensure fashion reaches many niches of the market.  Never thought of fashion defining the attitude of a person before.  Ya learn something new every day.

With the internet growing at a fast pace, I think the time is right when we share platforms to ensure fashion touches every aspect of lives. For the same, I would like to offer my writings and posts for my readers on your blog. I can offer genuine fashion blogs for your website or blog on a regular basis a guest blogger. It is an assurance that my writings will engage, inform and enthrall readers in every way possible.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

——-

I’m always amused when I get these requests that sound like they’re written by a robot.

I guess I share that with you because today I’m doing some post guesting myself.

You’ll find me over at Healthful Pursuit (remember Leanne & her 5 minute mango citrus sorbet?), talking about peaches & sharing this:

Hop on over & check it out.

And in the meantime, I’m going to go get myself some fashion & style, because I heard that’s the best way of defining the attitude of a person.